"I like to eat Milo.."

Nothing too exciting going on, but here are highlights of the past week and a half.

• This week and last weeks theme was “People of the World”. Naturally, I dedicated an entire lesson to America. I made a slide show with pictures of Obama, the flag, American money, American food (hot dog and hamburger), American football (which Matthew yelled “DAAANGEROUS” when he saw my slide including a picture of a charger pileup and LT sailing over it) and also focused on California.. I even showed a youtube clip of the video that is shown on the ride Soaring Over California at Disneyland (which they LOVED)! I explained that Teacher Chelsea is from a city near Mexico (which didn’t mean anything to them) and next to Disneyland (or Mickey Mouse’s house). I showed pictures of Teacher Chelsea in America, which included graduation, charger games, with my family, with the kids that I nanny for in Santa Barbara, any pictures that I felt were appropriate to show. They had a ton of fun picking teacher Chelsea out of my friends. My last picture was one of me and my mom, brother, and Milo Boo. Dogs are viewed differently as they are in America.. in America they are a member of the family. Here, they wonder the streets and are often abandoned when they are no longer puppies. When they saw this picture of me holding Milo, they yelled “TEECHA CHELSEA AND DOG!”. I said “Yes, this is Milo! He is my baby!” And little Kiwi in the front, with a huge grin on her face said “Teacher Chelsea, I like to EAT Milo!”. A little mortified, I was speechless just for a second.. I then realized that “Milo” is a chocolate brand, just like Nestle.. they make candy bars, coco puff-like cereal, and even chocolate milk. I laughed awkwardly in hopes that she meant chocolate.

•  Last week was Khon Kaen’s Silk Festival.. which honestly didn’t have much silk to sell. It was an even more intense version of like a county fair. It had rides, food, and junk for sale. And when I say junk, I mean JUNK. Like used shoes, 99 cent store stuff, ton and tons of cheap watches, clothing.. I did find a cool sea shell mobile thing for my room, but nothing else appealed to me. Because my city is not really a tourist spot, events like these seem to cater to the Thai people, who apparently want old cheap shoes. Or baby bunnies, squirrels, or porcupine. I was tempted to pick up a furry friend, but decided against it once thinking of ways I could smuggle him through customs when coming back to the US.

• The people at the gym no longer call me Chelsea.. it’s now Maria, as in Maria Sharapova. One of the instructors even told one of my workout classes that I am Maria.

• Christmas is very prominent in Khon Kaen.. Thai people LOVE Christmas decorations, but I don’t think they actually celebrate the day. They love the idea of Santa, Snowmen, and Christmas trees, which are all mega-sized at Central Plaza mall! I even come across Santa Claus himself while I was leaving the gym today, he made an appearance at the Pullman (5 star hotel which my gym is at) to do their tree lighting. Me and Santa were leaving the hotel at the same time (it looks like he’s lost a little weight) and with a twinkle in his eye, he looked at me and said “Ho Ho Ho!”.

• As you all know, I sure am picky when it comes to food. I have found a place at the Central Plaza food court that I love! The food court is just like it sounds, is a big area with maybe like 6 different counters that’ll make different kinds of food (all Thai). There is one for Pad Thai, some soupy thing, and my very favorite fried rice with an omelet! Normally, this order comes with seafood creatures that all have eyeballs (I made the mistake of ordering it the very first time because I thought it would just be shrimp.. I didn’t know that the shrimp would have a face and bring along other sea friends). So the next time I went, I said “Mai ow seafood ka” which means “I don’t want seafood please”. From then on, they know my order! Just plan old fried rice with an omelet, which actually isn’t an omelet at all, but just a flat egg. And it is always the same two women working and cooking. Yesterday when I went for dinner, the women, who speak very little English, asked me my name. When I said “Chelsea”, they looked so bewildered and disappointed like they could never learn to pronounce my name. So they had me write it down on a piece of paper. I asked them theirs but immediately forgot. I’m not sure how they feel about me piling my plate up with six or seven spoon-fulls of American ketchup, but they sure smiled big when I told them that it was “Aroi” or delicious.

I’ve been in Thailand for two months now! I feel like I am finally getting into the swing of things. However, I still know VERY limited Thai. I am having my kids teach me a word a day, which little Pao Pao LOVES doing. He now translates almost everything he can for me from English to Thai, he is one of the few kids with amazing English. I am finally going to pick up a language book this weekend.. next week I have three weeks off for Christmas break! I will be doing a lot of bus time and maybe can finally get myself to learn a little Thai. I just feel so unmotivated since I have gotten away with not knowing any. At least my kids taught me how to count to ten. That’s a start! :)

Ko Samet!

This past weekend was the Kings 83^rd birthday, so to celebrate the King gave us all a three day weekend!  Father’s Day is also celebrated on the Kings birthday, so school on Friday was filled with fathers day celebrations.  There was a morning assembly filled with games (such as feed your father blind-folded and another game that looked very similar to the famous Lady and the Tramp scene of kissing with spaghetti.. but in Thailand instead of spaghetti it’s a string of something fishy) and many took their children home at lunch, so I only had five kids after lunch.  We spent the rest of the day playing in the classroom, practicing our India dance for culture fair in two weeks, and playing on the playground.  I spent the rest of the day anxious to get home, pack, and get on my way for the three day weekend!  I had plans to meet a group of girls at Ko Samet, and island 3 hours away from Bangkok!!

Friday night, Jess and I had tickets for the 12:30 overnight bus to Bangkok.  At 11:30pm, we made the 20 minute walk from our apartment to the bus station.  Everything went very smoothly, except for the fact that sleeping on the bus was not comfortable whatsoever.  We made it to Bangkok at around 6am and needed to catch our next bus from the bus terminal across town, so we took a cab to the sky train stop (like a subway), and the sky train to the other bus terminal.  Neither of us have had experience in exploring Bangkok yet, so it was a little bit of an adventure but we made it just fine.  We hopped on the 7am bus, snagging the last two seats available.  Exhausted and relived that we were almost to our final destination, I was getting a little restless and frustrated that the last three hour bus was making plenty of stops to pick up people on the road and putting them in the two open seats next to me, way in the back.  I think the bus driver pockets money by picking up people (all Thai people, looking like they are going off to some farm) who don’t officially buy tickets at the bus station and only need like an hour ride to the middle of no where.  I never felt unsafe, just anxious that we kept stopping.. I was ready for Ko Samet!  After getting to Ban Phe, we needed to take a ferry (which was a janky old boat that I honestly thought was going to break down, or tip over on the way) to Ko Samet island, then walk about 20 minutes to get to the beach and our hotel!  12 hours later, 2 busses, 1 taxi, 1 train, and plenty of walking later, we finally arrived!

Me and famous Ko Samet statue

Keep in mind.. this is the LONGEST amount of time in my entire life that I have been away from the ocean.  I have been so completely spoiled by growing up in San Diego living only like 3 miles from the beach, and going to school in Santa Barbara literally living on a house on a cliff hanging over the ocean.  Finally seeing the Gulf of Thailand was amazing and I felt at home.  At this very moment, I promised myself that I would never live this far from the ocean ever again.

At one point, the fire man sat on my back

The rest of the day, the girls and I (8 or us total) just hung out at the beach, in the sand enjoying the sun.   The beach was filled with lots of western tourists, a few Thai vacationers, and various Thai people selling sarongs, fruit, and massage and pedicure services.. you can get a Thai massage and pedicure right on the beach! The food on the island was AMAZING!  That first night, we grabbed some Chang at 7/11 (Thailand version of cheap beer) and brought our own drinks to dinner at a place called Ploy, which had a bunch of tables and pillows set up on the beach to eat at.  It had a live band and promised us an amazing fire show.  They seated the 8 of us girls at a table right in the front, next to the stage and near the bar.  We ordered dinner and sang along with the live band from the Philippines, who sang songs we know from America by Lady Antebellum, Sublime, Eminem, Jason Mraz, everything we could have ever wanted to hear.. and they were great!  All the workers at the restaurant spoke great English, and we found out practically all of them are from South Africa.  After the music was the fire show.. 10 “fire men” to perform trick and acrobats with ropes of fire, they twirled, tossed, threw, spit, and jumped with fire.  The “fire men” then got the crowd involved by setting up fire games for us, like fire jump rope, jump through the hoop of fire, fire limbo, tug of war with fire.. I normally have a HUGE fear or fire, but this was just amazing.  Along with the club like music, it turned into something like an outdoor club atmosphere with fire games.  The girls and I enjoyed Ploy the rest of the night by drinking,  dancing, singing, playing fire games, and playing with neon body paint.   I ended the night with a roady.. a fried pancake with a filling of my choice, nutella and banana. Needless to say, I got a few more of these the rest of the trip.  It was a fun night.

The next morning, the girls and hit the beach fairly early, but not before grabbing breakfast.  We found a little restaurant that had a large variety of American and Thai food, and it was good!  For breakfast, I ordered scrambled eggs and toast, and lunch I got a chicken burger with cheese, and fries.. AMAZING!  The rest of this December day, we sat in the sun enjoying smoothies, massages, drinking out of coconuts, swimming in the Gulf of Thailand.  I love island life. 

That night, the Kings birthday was being celebrated.  We decided to check out a different bar that was said to have a fire show also, called Silversand.  After an hour of being there, we realized that it was a gay bar (just like Wildcat Sunday nights for my UCSB friends!!), and it was a lot of fun!  Great dancing music and lots of fun people!  At midnight, the bartenders handed out candles to sing happy birthday to the king, along with other Thai songs.  They then lit this huge sign that read “long live the king” and everyone stood and cheered for the king.  Obviously I was unable to chant along, but it was a lot of fun.  Happy Birthday H.M. King!

The next day, Monday, was time to trek home.  Again, Jess and I traveled 12 hours back in multiple forms or transportation to make it back to Khon Kaen.  Along the way, we had an hour and a half break between our buses, so we got off at a stop on the sky train that had a huge mall, called the Paragon.  It was all decked out for Christmas and we had heard that in the basement was a stand called “Sunshine Tacos” with Mexican food!  Along with not seeing the ocean, this is the LONGEST time I have ever not had Mexican food, I have it like 4 times a week back home!  We both bought chicken burritos and splurged quite a bit to add cheese, sour cream, and guacamole.. but it was worth it.  A perfect ending to an amazing weekend.

This week is only a three day week.. Constitution day on Friday!  At this moment, I’m loving Thailand. I’m planning island trips every chance I get.

Gobble , Gobble, Gobble!

I’ve been a little reluctant about blogging this week. A mixture of being really homesick around Thanksgiving and not much really going on during the week played a factor in not updating in the past week and a half. But here is a little update.

 "Turkey dance, JJ?" "NOOO, Ben 10!"

Por-Por

Last week was Thanksgiving, my first Thanksgiving not home with my family. And the first time I have ever had to work on Thanksgiving, and not go Black Friday shopping. That Thursday was like any other day, except I got an hour in the afternoon to teach my kids about Thanksgiving. I made a power point and gave them a brief history lesson on pilgrims, Native Americans, and the first Thanksgiving dinner. Then I showed pictures of the traditional Thanksgiving foods (mashed potatoes, turkey, pumpkin pie, ect.) and explained the concept of being thankful. Another teacher had a copy of “Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” in Thai, so I’m hoping they understood more once we watched the show. After, I had the kids make handprint turkeys. They have turkeys in Thailand.. chickens and ducks but no turkeys. So the concept of a turkey is NOT a chicken was a little challenging.. and funny. Once I told the kids that turkeys "gobble", they got a kick out of gobbling with their handprint turkey. I’m not sure how much they really understood what Thanksgiving was and it honestly might have been more fun for me than them.

That night, Jess and I ventured out to this place called “Pizza and Bake”. We heard they had American food, and of course I was NOT having Thai food on Thanksgiving, a big American holiday! We both ordered macaroni and cheese.. it was no easy mac but it was better than Pad Thai for Thanksgiving. We picked up some cheese cake at the 5 star hotel on the walk home.. Again, not quite cheese cake from Cheese Cake Factory, but more like an attempt at success. We went home and watched “Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” (in English) and were disappointed to find we didn’t even own a bottle opener to open up our sparkling wine. Feeling very homesick and defeated, we called it a night and gave up on an American Thanksgiving for the day.

On Saturday, the other foreign teachers at my school had a big dinner at one of the teachers house. It was a potluck and everyone brought something to contribute. I put in for the apple pie; one of the teachers took all the pie material to the bakery and told them how to make an apple pie.. it didn’t turn out anything like my mom’s pie (this crust was VERY thick and not all the way baked, but the apples were good) but it hit the spot for the day. We also had turkey (which can only be bought at one big bulk store, like a Costco, like an hour or two away), corn on the cob, mashed potatoes, pumpkin squash stuff, macaroni and cheese, and stuffing. After having a week of being very homesick, it was very nice to sit down with a group of other English speakers and have a home cooked meal. For a minute, I almost forgot I was in Thailand.

Like I mentioned, the week of Thanksgiving was the most homesick I think I’ve ever been, in my life. I was sick with some strange bug last Wednesday.. I woke up feeling VERY nauseous and dizzy but not with a stomachache. I went to school anyways and embarrassingly started crying when another teacher asked if I was okay when she saw I wasn’t doing too well. At that moment, I wanted to be home in my own comfy bed with my family and friends near by, I was feeling SO far from home. I think I scared the other Thai teachers with my tears and they encouraged me to call it a day and head home. I was at school for only 5 minutes, went straight home, and slept for the rest of the day. I sure needed it! The next day I woke up refreshed and feeling healthy. I am feeling A LOT better this week and not nearly as homesick. Today, I am in good spirits and feeling really happy. It’s a three day weekend for the Kings Birthday and Fathers Day, so Jess and I are meeting other girls from orientation at Ko Samet, and island near Bangkok. It’ll be fun to get out of Khon Kaen and explore a new place.

After extremely missing my friends, family, food, and everything about home, I decided I needed to make a list of things I like here. I’m trying to focus more on what I’m doing now and less on later.. (10 more months!)

Things about Thailand that make me smile

• When I go to the gym, I clean myself up there so I’m not going to dinner all sweaty and gross. Yesterday when I went to return my locker key in exchange for my gym card, my favorite instructor that teachers the gym ball and abominal class was at the front desk. Normally he gives a simple “Bye, Chelsea. See you tomorrow!” but yesterday he said something about tennis. At first I thought he was telling me that he teaches a tennis class on Tuesdays and thought I would be interested. I quickly told him I am awful at tennis and he responded with “I think Chelsea and Maria Sharapova same same”. The other instructors laughed and said “Chai! Chai!” (yes, yes!) I realized he was telling me I look like some tennis player, not asking if I want to play tennis. Having no idea who this “Maria” is, I googled her.. I’ll take that as a compliment. I’m flattered.
• Fresh fruit is easy to find.. ALL THE TIME! I eat fresh pineapple everyday for lunch (along with rice). The fruit is cheap (10 baht.. 30ish cents for a huge chunk), clean, and tasty
• So at the end of the school year, our school has a huge event called “Pride Day”. At this event, the kindergarteners graduate to elementary then all the classes do a dance performance and this years theme is Disney. My class is performing dances to different songs from Aladin. For some reason, the school asked me to be the “story teller” for the event.. meaning they would pre-record my voice of me reading a story then at Pride Day, I would sit on stage, “read” a story to a group of kids as they played the recording.. I’m not sure why I wouldn’t just read the story then, but this is how its always been done. When I found out they picked me, I was a bit hesitant at first, especially when they told me I needed to dress up as an angel, then a fairy godmother. But when I asked if I could dress up as a Disney Princess instead, they were all for it. Now, I’m really excited to be Cinderella for the day. Hey, if I can’t find a real job once I’m back in the US, maybe I can be a princess at Disneyland! Just kidding, kind of.
• WARM WEATHER! Its 70-80 degrees here everyday. I LOVE IT! Its going to be grueling in March and April, but I’m loving the weather now, especially when I hear that my friends are scraping ice off their windshield back home
• Last night, I found a new place to eat at the mall!! A smoothie place called “Squeeze”.. has all the flavors and tastes just like Jamba Juice!! It’s real smoothies and not “smoothies” like we find at the night market, where they throw in fruit, sugar water, sweetened condensed milk, ice, and mix it up. It’s the REAL Jamba like smoothies. I also found a waffle place! I think I can survive here now!
• The hotel down the street has huge signs for "Thailand's Got Talent".. For some reason, I get a huge kick outta it. 
• Most of the time, my kids make me smile.  Especially when they like to take pictures with me on my laptop in PhotoBooth

I’m leaving in an hour to catch an overnight bus to Bangkok to spend the long weekend on an island called Ko Samet! Jess and I are meeting Jenna and a few other girls. This is the longest I haven’t seen the ocean in my entire life, so I am SO excited!! Another reason why I like Thailand.. Easy to travel around! :)

Loi Krathong, is here!

This past weekend was the long awaited Loi Krathong festival!

Loi Krathong is a big festival that takes place on the night of the full moon in November (the 12th month in the Thai traditional calendar). "Loi" means to float and "Krathong" is traditionally made from a section of a banana tree trunk and are decorated with flowers..., candles, and incense sticks. The Thai people will float their krathong down the river or in a big body of water. The act of floating away the candle raft is symbolic of letting go of all one's grudges, anger and defilements, so that one can start life afresh on a better foot. People will also cut their fingernails and hair and add them to the raft as a symbol of letting go of the bad parts of oneself. Many Thai believe that floating a raft will bring good luck, and they do it to honor and thank the Goddess of Water. (Thanks Wikipedia!)

My school hosted our own festival.  Jess and I got there way too early to get into our Thai attire and we realized that everything runs on Thai time, or 30 minutes after we are told things will start.  After waiting an hour, my Thai teacher, teacher Kookkai, helped me fasten up my costume and put my hair back in a braid. Many people wanted a picture with us foreign teaches, they got a huge kick out of us in our Thai costumes.  Some people tried to be sneaky and attempted to take candid shots of us.  We had numerous carnival-like booths set up, balloon darts, bingo, throw the ball into the hole, throw the ball at the bottles, a bouncy house, snacks etc.  2 other foreign teachers, a Thai teacher, and I ran a booth game of throwing the ball into the cup.  The participants had three balls and depending on how many balls they make into the cup determines what type of prize they get.  It was actually a really challenging game (we played with tennis balls and the cup was pretty small) and we weren’t too strict on the rules.  There was also a beauty contest to determine what child would be this years Mr. and Mrs. Loi Krathong.  The girls in my class performed a dance, which was adorable.. They had been practicing for weeks!  My Thai teacher did I wonderful job teaching and choreographing the dance, which I didn’t realize the song to the dance is about Barbie (the song is in Thai).   All the money earned from the school festival is saved for the end of the year teacher trip! Woo!

The next day, the actual day of Loi Krathong, Jess and I checked out the festivities at the university.  Well, it seemed like the entire city did the same thing!  It was extremely crowded but great fun, it reminded me of the Del Mar Fair (known as the San Diego County Fair to those that are not San Diegans).  Pushing our way through the crowd, we got many stares, some “Welcome to Khon Kaen!” yells, a few “FARANG” (foreigner) screeches, and a couple groups of girls asking to take pictures with us.  There were lots of things for sale, including turtles, birds, eels, and fish to set free into the water for good luck.  There were thousands of krathongs to choose from and I narrowed down my choices to one for 20 baht with beautiful flowers.  After taking the much needed photographs, Jess and I made our way to the water to push our krathongs into the lake and receive some good ole’ Thai goodluck.  We were shocked to discover that there were young boys and a few men wadding in the DIRTY water, begging.  When the police got close, they swan and hid under the dock but quickly came back, holding onto the dock.  I felt extremely uncomfortable as I was trying to put my krathong into the water while these boys were staring at me with their hands out.  I have found that I am often pinpointed by the homeless and others seeking money because I am white (little do they know, I am now making a Thai salary).  I ended up kind of tossing my krathong into the lake to escape and continue onto the rest of the festival.  We ended up getting some Pad Thai (what a shocker!) and rode on the sketchiest ferris wheel I’ve ever been on.  We decided to head home early to beat the crowd out and jumped on what we thought was the last songtell home.  We got a wonderful tour of the Khon Kaen University campus, as the songtell was making its final stop in some very random location.  We met some girls on the songtell who are studying English at the university (thank goodness!) and they called us a cab to take us home.  

Overall, it was a fun weekend! 

Check out more pictures! :)

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2071406&id=1054560056&l=cd262aab18

Each One With His Krathong

Latest news..

• Jess found a wiggling caterpillar clinging on to a piece of lettuce in her salad from the salad bar at Sizzlers. We were so desperate for greens we just pretended it didn’t happen until after we were done eating. We first hand are learning that standards of “clean” are much different here.  We both didn't feel well the next day, we won't be going back for a while.

• After a bit of frustration over the Thai sizes (some of my friends, and especially my Mom, knows how frustrated I can get when I can’t find what I’m shopping for!!), I found an outfit for Loi Krathong! Hallelujah! It took me trying on a few skirts to find one that finally fit (Thai people have tiny waists and no booty). I settled for a pink traditional style dress for the festival we are having this Saturday (I will post pictures!). The set includes a full length skirt, top, sash, and costume jewelery.  I wasn’t originally too fond of the pink, but then decided that maybe I’ll be able to pull off the “Barbie goes to Thailand” look.    (Here is a link about Loi Krathong) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loi_Krathong

• My usual Pad Thai vendor is GONE! I went to the market on Friday and Tuesday and their cart is nowhere to be found! I’m basically a little heart broken and may starve. Well, starving is exaggerating.. I have already found a replacement Pad Thai vendor but it doesn’t taste nearly as good.. and they don’t know how I like my Pad Thai. And I’m not sure how to tell them how I like it.

• I had a break through with one of my “naughty” boys! On Tuesday, he listened to Teacher Chelsea when I asked him to sit down and not to talk. He even raised his hand to answer questions in class! I am trying more positive reinforcement and he is immediately responding to it. Its possible he was on good behavior because the king of the naughty boys was absent that day.. but I’ll be experimenting the rest of this week and will keep you updated.

• I am officially booked to spend New Years on Ko Phi Phi with my friend Jenna (from UCSB, she’s teaching in Bangkok.. I’ve mentioned her a few times before) and I can’t be more excited!  Jess and her sister who will be visiting will be spending New Years on the same island. On my more challenging days, I remind myself that in just over a month I will be spending 5 days and 4 nights on one of the most beautiful islands in Thailand to celebrate the New Year! Having something to look forward to helps keep me sane.

• The theme for my class this week: Thai Culture and Thai Games. I am teaching kids material I know nothing about. Today, I taught about the “Thai Map” and Thai geography. I had a worksheet for the kids to label “North”, “South”, “North East”, “West”, and “Central”. They asked me on a big map where Khon Kaen is and I couldn’t even tell them, the map is in Thai! Krathong is one of our vocabulary words, it is a raft made from a section of banana tree trunk decorated with flowers and candles to send into a large body of water, like a lake (Thanks Wikipedia!). My kids and I go over our vocabulary for Thai Culture and Games everyday and whenever I get to this word, they can’t control their laughing. Apparently I pronounce it funny.  I ask them to teach me how to say it and they all yell "KRAAAATHONG!!!", I repeat it exactly how I hear it, and even more uproar. I try to avoid saying it at all costs to maintain control of my rowdy kids.  But it's still a little funny.

We sing this song everyday as we prepare for Loi Krathong. We play it in Thai and English. Here is the English version. Be careful, it’s one of those songs I hate that I love, its a bit catchy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSkriTLhM7A

4 weeks

This week has been the fastest one yet!  Yesterday was the four week mark.. I have officially been in Thailand for four whole weeks!  I feel like it’s been so much longer, but four weeks is a good amount of time. I’m getting more settled into my new apartment but still need to completely finish unpacking my suitcase.  There isn’t as much drawer space here as my last place had so it is currently serving the role as another dresser drawer or two.  I did join the gym and have been going every day since, except for today.  There are some awesome classes offered and I did the abdominal one the other day.  It was intense but a ton of fun and included some hula hooping at the end.  There is a taekwondo class that I may look into, I never thought of martial arts being something for me but hey, I’m in Thailand!  And I heard you get a belt if you do the classes!  I am keeping busy, checking out new markets, and seeing new places.  I’m getting more into the school routine and teaching is getting a little better.  Although of course I miss home (so much!!), I am a lot less homesick than I was at my last place.  Being able to connect to the internet (AKA the outside world) whenever I want/need has been helpful in the homesickness, I think.  I am really liking it here. 

We are just finishing up our “Space and Sky” Theme.  We have made a solar system for our class and a sun with our classes handprints.  The kids seem really into the solar system and planets and LOVE when I have video clips from YouTube to show them about it.  They are still loving that planet song and request it on repeat everyday.. this song will probably remain stuck in my head until another annoying song comes around.  Next week’s theme is Thai Culture, which will be a learning experience for me too.. especially since I am teaching it.  I better start researching.

Highlight of the week: My mom sent me an AMAZING care package that I received today!  It was filled with some special candy requests, ritz cracker snacks, granola bars, chocolate covered pretzels, some clothes I forgot in the dryer (and a new pair of knee length shorts.. not exactly my style but more accepted here than my typical shorts I wear”), and some magazines feature Taylor Swift on the cover.  Thanks mom!

Here are some interesting facts about Thailand.. and my life here.

• Everyday, whenever the kindergarteners go somewhere (example: leave the classroom for the flag ceremony, leave the flag ceremony for the classroom, leave the classroom to go to the playground, leave the playground to go to the class, leave classroom for lunch, music class, sensory center, PE, swimming, computer class, home, everything!) the kindergarteners have a script.  Each week, there is a lady leader and a gentleman leader.  The kids get into two lines (ladies and gentlemen) and the leader is at the front.  It goes something like this.

Leader: Lady liiiiine

Ladies: UP!

Leader: Line, line, liiiiiine!

Ladies: Up, up, up!

Leader: Where are we going?

Ladies: We are goiiiiing to the (insert location.. ex flag ceremoooony)

Leader: Are you sure?

Ladies: Sure.

Leader: Are you ready?

Ladies: Yes, I am.

Leader: Lets go.

• Coming here, I knew there would be a language barrier.  I don’t speak a speck of Thai (now I can “Hello”, “Thank you”, and “I don’t want shrimp/crab/crustacean thingys” in reference to my Pad Thai).  I had no idea that I would resort to Spanish when someone has trouble understanding me.  When my student wasn’t sure where to write her name, I pointed to the line and said “aqui”.  Other words and phrases are always crossing my mind like pollo, come estas, and ahora.  It’s a little strange but very instinctual.  When I do spit out Spanish, I just get looks a notch above confused, bewildered perhaps.

• People purposely stay out of the sun or wear layers of clothes covering all their limbs and body even in the heat.  No, not to avoid skin cancer.. but to stay white.  Being dark is seen as being in the working class and having to work outside in the sun. Pale/white skin is a highly desired here.  It is a serious business.  There is whitener in almost all types of lotions and sunscreens (I had to hunt for some without it).  In my mind, it is almost like bleaching the skin to be lighter.  The kids at my school put some on their face everyday and you can find products to buy all over the mall.  Ideally, Thai people love westerners and find us beautiful because of our skin.  However, I am naturally not pale.  I haven’t sat in the sun since I left a month ago and I am about the shade of an average Thai person (a Thai compared her arm to mine one day and said “Same!”  She was a little surprised when I said I want to be darker.).  I do get a few complements sometimes about “being beautiful”, but not nearly as many as my friends with paler skin.  I plan on maintaining my tan because to be honest, I look better with a little color.  I could never pull off the vampire look and my skin can’t even get near that shade of pale.  Plus, I have to keep on representing California, and that is done with a tan.

• The current weather has been partly cloudy and in mid to high 70s.  This is Thailand Winter.  Kids and teachers come to school bundled in jackets and scarves and I show up in my knee length skirt and t-shirt.  There has been a time or two that I thought it was a little chilly, but never jacket weather.  Nevermind the fact I only brought one pair of jeans and one hoodie.  If this is winter, I am dreading summer weather.  It can’t be good.

Living, Learning, and Learning to Live

Wow! Another crazy week!

   Last week, Jess and I took a look at a friend’s apartment after we had dinner.  We met Caitlin at orientation and traveled with her on the train to Khon Kaen, she is in the same city but at a public school. After looking at her clean, lizard free, internet connected apartment, and mold free shower, Jess and I both realized that our apartment at Kong Thong wasn’t as nice as it could have been.  On Monday, I casually mentioned to our school coordinator that we were thinking of moving downtown to a different apartment building and she immediately looked into it.  Since it was the first of the month, she got us set up to look at an apartment in the same building as our friend at the lunch break and we both decided that day to go ahead and get our own apartments!  And we are still next door to eachother.  We moved in that evening and I honestly can say this is the best decision I’ve made yet in Thailand.  My apartment before was nice in that it was close to school and had AC, but honestly that was about it.  My new apartment has air conditioning, furnished with new furniture, dresser with mirrors and desk (only a fridge though, no microwave), TV that we don’t need to pay per month to have, cable, internet ALL THE TIME, porch, and clean and big bathroom.  Although I am much farther from school, I am right along the songtell path so getting to school is no hassle.  I am within walking distance of the HUGE mall (Central Plaza), numerous restaurants, many bars and the Khon Kaen weekend night life, the five star hotel with a gym and pool (I’ve been planning to join all week but hopefully finally will tomorrow), the night market that has many food choices for good prices (and the best Pad Thai I’ve had!!), and a smaller shopping area with a grocery store, starbucks, and various other places.  Oh, and of course a 7/11.  We are also just one block away from the city’s spirit house, which is a huge landmark and sometimes seems to have festivals and fun community events.  I’m much happier at my new apartment!  At the last one, I would often need to take a tuk-tuk to find something to do.  I didn’t realize it at the time but it’s kind of in the middle of no-where.  With my apartment now, I have so many more things to do and won’t have many opportunities to sit around bored watching Law and Order.  I’m hoping that joining the gym and being able to walk to the night market every night will help time pass faster.  Now that I am more in town (the heart of downtown actually), I can honestly say that I am genuinely enjoying it here! (pictures of my new place will come soon once I’m completely unpacked!)

  Teaching is going okay.  Our theme now is “Space and Sky”.  I taught all about the planets and the kids seem really intrigued.  There is a song that we have on a CD to help the kids remember the order of the planets, the kids love it but us teachers hate it.  I find myself singing it at home when I don’t even realize it.  Its one of those annoying songs you can’t get out of your head.  “I bought a MERCURY to visit friends on VENUS but how on EARTH will I ever get to MARS?” blah blah blah it drives me crazy, the song doesn’t even make any sense!  I know all of my kids names now which has made teaching a lot easier.  However, I have four “naughty boys” that refuse to listen to me.  Two of them are only half Thai so they know and understand English well.  I think all four are at the stage where they are testing the new teacher to see what they can get away with, but boy are they pestering!  They sure know how to push my buttons!  I’m planning to come in Monday refreshed from the weekend and ready to lay down the law.  After talking to a few teachers, I have realized that being more strict in the beginning is beneficial so they know that I mean business.  Later on, I can be fun and play with them, but after they respect and listen to me.  I have some really great kids in my class, and I absolutely adore all of the girls, but these same four boys have been absolutely driving me insane.  I just have to tell myself that it’ll be better as more time goes on.  I don’t know how you teachers do it!

Me and my Co-Teacher, Teacher Kookkai

   Our school week was only four days long this week.  Our school canceled class on Friday so all the teachers could go on a fieldtrip to a “world class” school to observe their teaching methods.  This school has some interesting concepts, like the children don't write until they are 6 and 7 years old, the school doesn't give any formal tests, no bells (to teach time management), the students all agree on what curriculum to be taught (collaboration with teachers and students on topics), focus a lot on self-esteem and confidence, and teachers use very quiet voices (never raising them or yelling so students learn they need to be quiet to hear).  To be honest, it seemed a little cult like.  Maybe that was because everything was in Thai, so us foreign teachers didn’t understand a word of what our guide said, what was going on in class, or the question and answer portion with the principal.  We did have another teacher there to translate but only got portions of it.  The campus was beautiful though!  It had huge outdoor play areas, play grounds,  and many things to explore and learn from outside.  One of my favorite things was parents bring a huge bundle of bananas and hang them in the tree in the play yard every week so kids and pick and eat the bananas when they are hungry.  They also showed us a video of how children learned how to cook.  They video began showing the children digging and looking for worms, then fishing with the worms, catching fish, cooking the fish, then making dinner, and eating it!  Even though I couldn’t understand the commentary, it was pretty cool to watch.  They are much more focused on hand-on learning rather than the traditional classroom style.  Although we left Khon Kaen at 4am (meaning I was up by 3am!!!), I’m glad I had the opportunity to go.

After the school, we went to see some ruins.  The other foreign teachers weren’t interested in seeing the ruins so they took a van back meaning Jess and I were the only foreign teachers on the bus. We went to the Prasat Phanom Rung ruins, “the Hindu religious sanctuary located on the top of the Phanom Rung mountain, an extinct volcano and constructed between 11^th – 12^th century AD.”  The school paid for our admission, Thai people 20 baht each and foreigners 100 baht each!  After exploring for an hour and many of the Thai teachers obsessing over taking pictures with us faragans (Teecha teecha!!  Pictcha!), we then headed back to Khon Kaen. 

   Anyone wonder what 50 Thai teachers do on a bus back from a fieldtrip?  They connect their laptop to the bus TV, turn the music on extremely loud, and sing karaoke! But not before stopping at a 7/11 for beer.  That’s right, the three hour bus ride back turned into a six hour trip with all the stops for beer, bathrooms, and dinner.  The songs they sang were all in Thai with Thai subtitles but they wouldn’t be satisfied until Jess and I sang a song.  They had a few English songs so Jess picked “Barbie Girl” and they just about had a fit, they loved it!!  Luckily, Jess did all of the singing because I’ve been fighting off a nasty cold and was not feeling too hot.  After waking up at 3am and being on the go since then, I wasn’t in the best mood.  The karaoke was fun at first, but after the first hour, I just wanted to get home, get into my bed, and sleep.  My cold was getting worse along with my patience.  Finally, we got home and after taking some Nyquil, I immediately passed out until 11am the next morning!  I never am able to sleep in, so this was a huge accomplishment for me. 

   Tomorrow (Sunday), I am planning to feel better (I have either a cold or some sort with a gross cough, or some hardcore allergies) and to finally join the gym and check out a market at the lake.  (Just to clarify, markets are just like farmers markets or like the food court at the fair.  People have carts and make food right there.  And there are people selling stuff, like a swap meet but most of clothing, shoes, or handmade crafts.  Everything is super cheap, much cheaper than the mall!)  They sure love markets here!  Maybe, just maybe, I’ll try something different from Pad Thai and rice.